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dad bod spiderman can’t drive
well MAYBE he can, but he’s a miserable parallel parker
god fucking damn it
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mario cast reacts to you being sentenced to life in prison
mario: “thats-a too bad [y/n]… so long gay bowser!”
luigi: “fuck”
peach: “thats just terrible [y/n]! i’ll back you a fucking cake”
bowser: “the justice system is inherently flawed lets escape to my castle and have SEX!!! yar har har!!!! >:)”
yoshi: “why did you do it. WHY did you take the chaos emeralds. ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!” *kisses you in frustration with a lot of tongue* *baliff drags him out of the courtroom*
toad: “i can and will kill for you [y/n] just say a name and i’ll see it through i dont fuck around prison won’t stop me and it won’t stop you”
wario: “You cant go to prison [y/n]!!! I’m…… i’m pregnant. And its yours” *gets an abortion while your n prison* “i got an a-bor-tion”
waluigi: “god all of this court business has got my cock simply throbbing!!! Waluigi time ;)”
daisy: “BALIFF!! Whack his pee pee!!!!”
this is significantly more funny now that the gif of wario’s ass was redacted by tumblr staff
LMFAO WHAT
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a new dance move where you sit on a chair and eat pizza. no music plays
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If it wasn’t for that piano music Kingdom Hearts would be a comedy.
Yoko Shimomura is literally braver than any marine
When Nomura hands her the script for KH4 and she’s gotta figure out how to make Mickey dying in Noctis’ arms look anything but ridiculous with only her piano
LMFAO
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